D&D Escape-ades.So, My character ended up in a tower, with Lacrimossa, mo for short (Mom's bard), and Tayeth (an NPC druid/thing). We were rescued by a rogue named Kayla (didn't catch her players name). And we then proceeded to ruin the poor DM's story.
Picture if you will, a remote tower: Inside four fearless ladies, One fighter (me) a Bard and a Druid with a Rogue. The choices are up, and down. Down is a troll, up is who knows what. Now, adventurous lasses would have picked up. but we heard fighting outside and Mo went 'Leroy!' (Leroy Jenkins, my dad's cleric, yes based on THAT Leroy Jenkins.) So we picked...you guessed it. Down.
After beating the troll inside, we proceeded to the battle outside. Six hobgoblins, one hobgoblin chief, two trolls one Drow Sorceress (And a partridge in a pear tree.) We proceed to almost all die, numerous times. In fact my brother's character Kath the Hound (A Ranger, and yes the name is based on the Kath hounds on Dantooine from KotOR.) DOES kick the bucket.
He was not pleased.
" 'You don't NEED heals' You said. 'You're an ARCHER, you're at the BACK' You said." The leader and the other adults looked a little shamefaced. I thought it was hilarious. After all enemies were defeated but before we could heal another Drow mage appeared and cast 'Unholy blight' a spell that usually does a mimimum of 18 Damage. Which wouldn't be to bad...if we had higher HP than 21-39 and hadn't been whittled down to about 11 each by the mob. So more people passed out and there was a bit of discussion as she floated 20 feet above us.
"She's a mage."
"No really?"
"This looks an awful lot like a Mage's tower."
"OOOH! It is her HOUSE!"
"Which means we probably woke her up or something."
"Wait, so she cast UNHOLY BLIGHT to get us 'Rowdy Kids' off her LAWN?"
Needless to say once she left we promptly claimed the tower for our own and set off to Waterdeep.
My character ended up revealing her back story, long story short she got tossed off a boat for killing a would be mutineer because she had no proof.
Me: It was his word against mine.
Leader: Wasn't he dead?
Me: yep.
So that was the first session, I'm kind of looking forward to the second.
Optimism
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They say artists should be able to create no matter what medium they are handed. But if someone hands you a slab of marble, and tells you to carve a sculpture using only your face, you're probably S.O.L.
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Him: If everyone else in the world turned into zombies and God killed them all and it was just you and me, I'd move to Alaska and make sure you moved to Mexico.
Me:...Thanks.
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They say artists should be able to create no matter what medium they are handed. But if someone hands you a slab of marble, and tells you to carve a sculpture using only your face, you're probably S.O.L.
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Him: If everyone else in the world turned into zombies and God killed them all and it was just you and me, I'd move to Alaska and make sure you moved to Mexico.
Me:...Thanks.
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The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle. (Anais Nin)
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Him: If everyone else in the world turned into zombies and God killed them all and it was just you and me, I'd move to Alaska and make sure you moved to Mexico.
Me:...Thanks.
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'Judge if you want.
We are all going to die.
I intend to deserve it.'
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Him: If everyone else in the world turned into zombies and God killed them all and it was just you and me, I'd move to Alaska and make sure you moved to Mexico.
Me:...Thanks.
Glad you liked it ^^
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Probably the only person ever to "Rainbow" themself to death. Thank you Devil May Cry 4.
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Him: If everyone else in the world turned into zombies and God killed them all and it was just you and me, I'd move to Alaska and make sure you moved to Mexico.
Me:...Thanks.
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